Welcome To Gary's
Eugene Washington is the fearless captain of Gary’s Double Wash, a laundromat where the soap suds fly as wild as the punchlines. Alongside his loyal co-conspirator, Trey Todd, Eugene’s on a mission to capture the hearts and minds of audiences everywhere—turning the Double Wash’s daily chaos into The Double Wash Podcast, an audio adventure like no other. From rogue dryers to rogue comedians, he’s spinning it all into gold, one episode at a time.
As CEO, Eugene’s got his hands full managing the unstoppable Myster Reginald Bubbles, the ex-preacher-turned-shock-comic who storms in with his “Ark of Laughs” stage and a flood of unhinged characters. Myster’s pitching a whole roster for Double Wash Productions—think deranged ventriloquists, lizard-truthers, and a bedazzled cowboy-preacher (guess who)—and Eugene’s the genius keeping it from imploding. He’s not just balancing Bubbles’ wild rants for the podcast without losing listeners or Trey’s sanity; he’s dreaming bigger: a TV show called Washingwood. That’s right—this laundromat crew is building a small-screen empire to house every nutty character Myster drags through the door.
With the clothing-optional Tuesday group lurking and the VIP room stage wobbling, Eugene and Trey are juggling comedy, chaos, and clean clothes to create something legendary. Tune into the podcast, brace for Washingwood, and dive into Gary’s Double Wash—where the laughs are loud, the characters are louder, and Eugene’s steering the madness toward stardom!
Trey Todd VIP Room Manager
Trey Todd: Co-Host of Gary’s Doublewash Podcast & VIP Experience Manager
Trey Todd is the quick-witted co-host of Gary’s Doublewash Podcast and the VIP Experience Manager at Gary’s Double Wash, where he’s stuck babysitting Eugene Washington’s big comedy break. Eugene’s the headliner with killer stand-up dreams, but Trey’s the glue—keeping the mics hot, the VIP room buzzing, and the craziness on track. Together, they’re chasing stardom from a laundromat stage, fueled by the wild schemes of Myster Reginald Bubbles.
Bubbles, a pious nutcase secretly dying to be the world’s most offensive comic, built their stage with wood he claims is Noah’s Ark (locals say it’s Widow Jenkins’ shed scraps—he’s not budging). As Junior VIP Experience Manager, he bankrolled this shaky “Ark” while peddling his “All-New Tith Card”—a holy hustle that boosts your credit score by tithing to his church. He calls it divine; Trey calls it a headache. Bubbles wants to shock the world into salvation, one crude joke and card swipe at a time.
Trey’s juggling it all: co-hosting the podcast with Eugene’s laugh riots, scouting weirdo acts like ventriloquist rejects and conspiracy clowns, and wrestling Bubbles’ unhinged quest to offend everyone into Jesus’ arms. From dodging the naked Tuesday crowd to prepping for the A-list flood when fame hits, Trey’s the guy keeping this laundromat circus from spinning out. Tune in to Gary’s Doublewash Podcast—it’s Eugene’s riffs, Trey’s grit, and Bubbles’ bonkers, all on a wobbly stage, one tithe and snort at a time!
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Myster Reginald Bubbles
Myster Reginald Bubbles
Shock Preacher Turned Comedy Kingpin
Meet Myster Reginald Bubbles, the mastermind behind The Ark of Laughs, a rickety stage he built from wood that might have been Noah’s Ark (don’t ask for proof). Once a fire-and-brimstone preacher with a knack for scams, Myster traded the pulpit for punchlines after one sermon got more laughs than donations. Now, he’s on a mission to become the most offensive comic in the world—and he’s dragging his ragtag crew along for the ride.
Stationed at Gary’s Double Wash Laundromat, Myster books the acts, rules the stage, and keeps Eugene and Trey in line whether they like it or not. His comedy? Crude, loud, and unapologetic—just like the man himself. With a bedazzled robe, a cowboy hat, and a jar for “Ark Fund” donations (mostly lint so far), he’s a whirlwind of hustle and holy chaos. Myster loves his ladies “big, really big,” and he’s convinced his next outrageous rant will land him fame, fortune, or at least a viral X post.
Catch him at the Double Wash, where the dryers hum, the stage wobbles, and the laughs—well, they’re a work in progress. Myster Reginald Bubbles: part conman, part comic, all legend (in his own mind).
